Transcript of Recorded Telephone Conversation between Harry Mucs, COO and Cosmopolitan Escorts Room 501A, Quantity Inn Hotel, London Monday, November 21 8:04 PM - 8:06 PM
Harry: “Yeah, hi. That Cosmopolitan? <Pause> Okay, listen. I’m in for a couple nights here. <Pause> London, where d’ya think? <Pause> Yeah, a buddy told me about you. <Pause> Whaddaya charge? <Pause> Well, I’m lookin’ for a tall blonde ... uh huh ... and a tall brunette. <Pause> I don’t care what country they come from. It’s not like I’m gonna be talkin’ to ‘em. <Pause> HOW MUCH? <Pause> How long do I get? <Pause> That’s for both of ‘em, right? <Pause> Nah, I don’t want the whole night. <Pause> What? <Pause> Yeah, it’s the Quantity Inn, ‘round the corner from the Dorplaster. Prince Edward Suite, Room 501A. <Pause> I don’t want ‘em stoppin’ in reception. Tell ‘em to come right up, okay? <Pause> Yeah, and tell ‘em to bring a couple things. <Pause> Handcuffs, bull whips, clothes pins, you know. <Pause> No, they’re not for me! Whaddaya think? <Pause> What? <Pause> Whaddaya mean, unusual request? What the hell kinda business d’ya think you’re in? <Pause> Are you crazy? I ain’t wanderin’ ‘round dangerous places pickin’ people up off the streets. <Pause> Look, I want some service here. You come recommended, y’know? <Pause> Okay, how much extra? <Pause> Jeez, that’s pretty steep. It’s just a little fun, y’know? <Pause> I.D.? Are you nuts? I ain’t givin’ you any I.D. I’m payin’ cash. <Pause> Medical History? <Pause> Insurance forms? What are you ... I’m not gonna do that. <Pause> Who? <Pause> They don’t sound kosher. <Pause> Y’know, you guys could ... <Pause> Well, I apologize if I’m too low down and dirty for a bunch of WHORES!” <SLAM> | |